Athiest Day

A delightful little ditty provided by my step grandmother. Lovely little gem!

FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY!

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays." The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant." The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.

Ten Things...

Things People Won't Say When They See the Christian Bumper Sticker or Fish Symbol on Your Car:

10. Look, let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians.

9. Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians - they must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour.

8. What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters.

7. Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?

6. Son: Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail?
Dad: Son, that driver is a Christian and God probably protects him from getting arrested.
Son: Can we get a bumper sticker like that?

5. Stay clear of those folks, Martha. If they get raptured, that car's gonna be all over the road!

4. Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus with a police officer.

3. No, that's not garbage coming out of their windows, Bert; it's gospel tracts for the road workers.

2. Oh boy, we're in trouble. We just rear-ended one of God's cars.

1. Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus!

Welcome

Over the years I have come to know many fine people who have made a difference in my life. I'm honored to share their work here, with you.

While we may not all agree, we share a common belief. May their thoughts stimulate questions for you, and inspire you to explore as they have me.

Blessings!